do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?
okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’
the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
"Hey remember that time you…"
Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night
how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?
Bowser’s an amazing father
This should worry you. This fight is far from over, we can’t start strong and simply not finish
genuinely sorry for the people who tried to talk to me and were disappointed by how uncool i am